Friday, June 7, 2013

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littlebunnybaby: littlebunnybaby: This is a good...



littlebunnybaby:

littlebunnybaby:

This is a good representation of my inner little. I'm quiet and shy but I get super duper hyper after I get comfortable! I'm innocent, and I want to be taught naughty things. I hide my face because I don't want Daddy to see me turn red. I'm full of giggles, and curiosity. I just want to have a little fun :3

Me right now :3

i don’t really mind tumblr having sponsored posts, but when one of the sponsored posts is...

i don’t really mind tumblr having sponsored posts, but when one of the sponsored posts is about a horror movie, that’s NOT okay.  that’s one of my only “triggers” and not what i wanted at 7:30am.

azorel: seen in Gastown, Vancouver, BC





azorel:

seen in Gastown, Vancouver, BC

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kokilax: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnznrOqXVE Hahahahahahahaha this never gets old. Fuck it, I...

kokilax:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnznrOqXVE

Hahahahahahahaha this never gets old. Fuck it, I want to become a dominatrix so badly!

oh my god, this is my dream life!  :D

meanplastic: me





meanplastic:

me

did-you-kno: Source



did-you-kno:

Source

failedwillsave: submissiveguycomics: Aftercare Series #3: The...



failedwillsave:

submissiveguycomics:

Aftercare Series #3: The things we say. 

 

Thank you to the someone who messaged me about her favorite types of aftercare: big spooning, Neosporin, and calming words. :)

Awwww

Daddy…



Daddy…

giantpandaphotos: Panda sleepover! Ai Li, Jun Jun, Zhen Zhen,...



giantpandaphotos:

Panda sleepover!

Ai Li, Jun Jun, Zhen Zhen, Qiao Qiao, Suang Xin, Shuang Xi, Cheng Da and Liu Yi at the Chengdu Panda Base (Sunshine Nursery) on November 17, 2011.

© Jeroen Jacobs.

innocent-baby: funeralformyfat: sleepingwithpiercethemice: whi...



innocent-baby:

funeralformyfat:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

whimmy-bam:

themaraudingdetective:

grapefruitshampoo:

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND BRILLIANT THING EVER

This is what happens when women write ad campaigns for other women *dies from the hotness*

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I LOVE THIS!

This commercial is too funny and pretty smart.

Whoever had the idea for this commercial, I salute you!

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: I once had a guy tell me that I shouldn't listen to metal because it's...

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a guy tell me that I shouldn't listen to metal because it's "only for men". Then I told him you could listen to whatever you want to he asked me why did I kept listening to "men's music"

(submitted by anonymous)

allysdaddy: "Don't you do it little lady." She rolled her eyes...



allysdaddy:

"Don't you do it little lady." She rolled her eyes at him as her tongue slowly snaked its way out. "Don't! I told you no sweets before dinner." Her tongue darted out, flicking up up a sprinkle. Sticking out her tongue again she blew a raspberry as she bolted to her feet to run away. Her feet tangled in her dress sent her falling to the floor, her purloined cupcake flying far across the kitchen. With a thud she met the tile and as pain sunk in she cried out. "Daddy!" She looked around, lost in a panic. "Oh come on now little one." kneeling down he helped her sit up. "Are you hurt?" She nodded softly as he looked her over, she pointed to her knee. Focusing his attention he looked closely. "Uh oh." His sudden exclamation pulled a whimper from her. "I think we are going to have to remove the leg. We will take it off just above the hurt knee. Sit still I will get the knife." Her eyes went wide as he motioned to stand up. "NOOOOO! Don't cut it off. It will be okay it just needs medicine…. Cupcake medicine."

smithslosteyebrows: paintdoktahwho: 11's regeneration jESUS H...









smithslosteyebrows:

paintdoktahwho:

11's regeneration

jESUS H DICKS I'M FUCKING WHEEZING

hissleepykitten: oprahaha: Regional accents in the U.S. shown...



















hissleepykitten:

oprahaha:

Regional accents in the U.S. shown through maps 

I'm a massive midwesterner lol 

my accent is more southern than i realized (and want).

misswil: bury-your-diamonds: beben-eleben: A Daddy's...



misswil:

bury-your-diamonds:

beben-eleben:

A Daddy's Letter to His Little Girl (About Her Future Husband)

 Dear Cutie-Pie,

Recently, your mother and I were searching for an answer on Google. Halfway through entering the question, Google returned a list of the most popular searches in the world. Perched at the top of the list was "How to keep him interested."

It startled me. I scanned several of the countless articles about how to be sexy and sexual, when to bring him a beer versus a sandwich, and the ways to make him feel smart and superior.

And I got angry.

Little One, it is not, has never been, and never will be your job to "keep him interested."

Little One, your only task is to know deeply in your soul—in that unshakeable place that isn't rattled by rejection and loss and ego—that you are worthy of interest. (If you can remember that everyone else is worthy of interest also, the battle of your life will be mostly won. But that is a letter for another day.)

If you can trust your worth in this way, you will be attractive in the most important sense of the word: you will attract a boy who is both capable of interest and who wants to spend his one life investing all of his interest in you.

Little One, I want to tell you about the boy who doesn't need to be kept interested, because he knows you are interesting:

I don't care if he puts his elbows on the dinner table—as long as he puts his eyes on the way your nose scrunches when you smile. And then can't stop looking.

I don't care if he can't play a bit of golf with me—as long as he can play with the children you give him and revel in all the glorious and frustrating ways they are just like you.

I don't care if he doesn't follow his wallet—as long as he follows his heart and it always leads him back to you.

I don't care if he is strong—as long as he gives you the space to exercise the strength that is in your heart.

I couldn't care less how he votes—as long as he wakes up every morning and daily elects you to a place of honor in your home and a place of reverence in his heart.

I don't care about the color of his skin—as long as he paints the canvas of your lives with brushstrokes of patience, and sacrifice, and vulnerability, and tenderness.

I don't care if he was raised in this religion or that religion or no religion—as long as he was raised to value the sacred and to know every moment of life, and every moment of life with you, is deeply sacred.

In the end, Little One, if you stumble across a man like that and he and I have nothing else in common, we will have the most important thing in common:

You.

Because in the end, Little One, the only thing you should have to do to "keep him interested" is to be you.

Your eternally interested guy,

Daddy

Argh I am crying!

This makes me miss my daddy so bad

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I don't know how YOU dirty talk...

Story: I am the Princess of sex!
Daddy: Are you?
Story: You may touch the Royal button.
Daddy: And what else do you decree?
Story: You may do cummies on the Royal tummy, but no where else!
Daddy: Now the princess seems to be getting a bit bossy. If you weren't so adorable I'd give you a smack.
Story: Have you been running around giving smacks to people you find un-adorable?
Daddy: ...
Story: I will not stand for such behavior in my kingdom.
Daddy: ...
Story: Now, please observe my ordinances!

gaminginyourunderwear: It's like the internet knew I was...







gaminginyourunderwear:

It's like the internet knew I was watching the second season of Buffy: 

pwnlove:

8-Bit Claddagh Ring

A gamer's take on the classic Claddagh Ring. Designed by playonlyAvailable at Shapeways ($12).

(via explodedsoda)

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